You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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