that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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