Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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