Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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