i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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