I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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