im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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