It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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