That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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