pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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