i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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