Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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