im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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