Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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