Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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