Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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