I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
