just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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