i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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