and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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