sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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