For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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