i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
wow bdsm is so cute
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