its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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