why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.