Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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