HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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