my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Shame is for Republicans.
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