How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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