I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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