She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Your penis caused this!
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