no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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