didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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