so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
In America we eat man semen.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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