Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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