from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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