nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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