Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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