I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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