Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
