: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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