Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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