I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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