This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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