Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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