OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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