I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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