Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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