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FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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