It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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