you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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