i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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