He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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