i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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