Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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