she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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