Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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