This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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